The other day, L came up to me and said rapidlywithoutabreathinacompleterunonsentence, "When I have to gwhoa up and get mayerweed I am going to miss evweebody so much and I'll miss this house and you and Daddy, so I was finking that I could just get mayerweed and tell my wife that we have to wive here. I fink that Oyivia, and evweebody else could also get mayerweed and wive here too that way I won't be so sad. We could all wive with YOU, Mommy!"
Me: "Um, no."
Him (nearly starting to cry): "But, why?"
Me: "Because that's not normal."
Him: "It's called togetherness!" (I have no idea where he gets these things.)
Me: "No, it's called disfunction. You need your own house."
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Ahhhhh boys. So sweet they don't know the power we females have over them. :)
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