As he was dancing about, he was singing, "Candy cane, candy cane, candy cane." We all stood there watching him entertain us, but then he horrified us as he danced his jig over to the Christmas tree and bit an ornament exactly like this one:
What followed were lots of tears and us digging shards of glass out of his mouth. They were everywhere from the roof of his mouth, to underneath his tongue. After he was cleaned up he warned his siblings, "That's not a candy cane! Don't eat them!"
What was your first clue, oh wise one?
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So... was L lucky enough to be spared from a bloodbath??? Sighhh... all my ornaments this year I've already started vacuuming up. No blood yet though.
There wasn't much blood, thank goodness. Although, we couldn't really tell since part of the ornament was red anyway. What a mess.
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