Thursday, November 15, 2007

Shakespeare Anyone?

I ran across this fun little gadget and have been having just the best time putting off mopping my floor by playing with it. It's so fun I need to share. The inner English nerd in me loves Shakespeare, so this could keep me occupied for hours.

You just insert whatever you'd like into the box, and VOILA! your own Shakespearean quote.

Here was my first one...

William Shakespeare

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever.
One foot in June Clever, and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.

Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?

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I don't know if I like this one. A foot in me? Ouch.

William Shakespeare

Away, you scullion! You rampallion! You fustilarian!
I'll tickle your June Clever!

Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?

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Well, gee, shouldn't we be properly introduced first?


William Shakespeare

Let's carve him as a dish fit for the June Clever,
Not hew him as a carcass fit for hounds.

Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?

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Yes, me thinks I am befit for some royal dining. My tongue doth long for something better than a PBJ or fish sticks.

William Shakespeare

Thou canst not say I did it: never shake
Thy gory June Clever at me.

Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?

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I can be pretty scarey. Just ask Mr. Clever.

William Shakespeare

June Clever, June Clever! Parting is such sweet sorrow
That I shall say June Clever till it be morrow.

Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?

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On that note, I'm outta here!

1 comment:

nickparkemjamom said...

Here's mine:
"Come not between the whatever, that is stupid and his wrath."

That's hilarious. My drugs are kicking in, so I'll have to do more tomorrow!!

Oh...and I tagged you, cuz I'm sure it will be entertaining! :)