Monday, December 3, 2007

When your diet consist entirely of American food...

While eating Chinese food, L said to me:

"Mommy, can I have this cracker?"

"It's not a cracker, it's a cookie, but you can have it."

He carefully opens the package, smells it, and then breaks it open in preparation to feast.

Suddenly, he says in a voice full of disappointment, "Oh man, mine has a tag in it. Here you go, Mommy."

"Honey," I explained, "It's not a tag, it's a fortune because it's a fortune cookie.

"Oh," he replied surprised, "Well, they shouldn't be putting paper in food. Someone might eat it."

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