Last night as I was getting ready for bed, K decided to barge into my bathroom. You know, because that's just what she does. She's two, she's independent, and she has no respect for others' privacy.
She announced she had to go to the bathroom, so while I brushed my teeth, she went and then she said, "You go, Mommy."
So, I went. I think this was all part of her devious little plan to insult me because the next thing she said was, "You have a HUGE bottom!"
I looked at her stunned and then started to laugh.
Next she looked at my underware, which were now down around my ankles, and said, "Your panties are so HUGE, Mommy!"
And then I laughed so hard that I cried.
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That is HYSTERICAL!!!! Why do I find it so funny? Because I also exist in the land of "Mom your butt is really big", too! (yes, it IS 4:12 am... don't ask :)
I think she could've also said, "And, I think your breath stinks, your hair looks awful, and I don't like your cooking," because they way she sounded when she said it, was just so cute.
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